| Our Glorious Leader – Major Tom Hudson, whose job it is to boss people around until things get done | ![]() |
| President of Virtue – RAdm Iain Mitchell, whose job it is to be blamed for/do the things the president doesn't want to be blamed for/do | ![]() |
| Official Embezzler – Chris "Minty" Mintram, whose job it is to count the magic beans and pretend all is going according to plan | ![]() |
| Mistress of Letters – Roanne Hyde, whose job it is to try and make sense of all this madness and record it for later scrutiny | ![]() |
| Webmaster – Magnus "House" White, whose job it is to build and maintain the website and mailing lists/mail boxes | ![]() |
| Events Fairy – Gareth Jennings, whose job it is to organise our events (like tournaments) and socials. | ![]() |