| Madam President – Louise Champion, whose job it was to boss people around until things got done | ![]() |
| President of Vice – Cap'n Andy Hayler, whose job it was to be blamed for/do the things the president didn't want to be blamed for/do | ![]() |
| Counter of the Magic Beans – Hugo Day, whose job it was to count the magic beans and pretend all was going according to plan | ![]() |
| Master of Letters – Stephen Thompson, whose job it was to try and make sense of all this madness and record it for later scrutiny | ![]() |
| Code-Hobbit – Dan Barnes-Davies, whose job it was to build and maintain the website and mailing lists/mail boxes | ![]() |
| Cluracan Mk V, the Events Fairy – Eduardo Chavez, whose job it was to organise our events (like tournaments) and socials. Suspected to be an Android | ![]() |